NIKE IN COURT TO DEFEND THE RIGHT FOR CORPORATIONS TO TELL WHOPPERS!
Nike is being sued by California activist Mark Kasky for violating a state law that forbids corporations from intentionally deceiving people in their commercial statements. Instead of refuting Kasky's charge, they have decided to argue that corporations should be allowed to lie!
It's free speech, goddamit - a basic human right! And of course, as countless third world sweatshop workers will confirm, Nike knows lots about basic human rights.
The US Chamber of Commerce, Exxon, Monsanto, Microsoft, Pfizer and Bank of America have already filed briefs support Nike, and all of America's corporate owned papers have recently editorialised in favour of the bastards. No coverage was given, and no letters were printed, asserting the other side of the case.
Obviously, we at No Sweat and Bolshy agree wholeheartedly with that satan-worshipping, kid-fiddling, Nazi-loving mass murdered sweatshop boss bastard Phill Knight and his armed gang of corporate crooks at Nike. Of course we have the right tell lies!
GO ON THEN, YOU BASTARD SUE US!
