The Tories out-Toried
By Frank Higgins "Tory" is one of the few words derived from Gaelic ("touraig") which the English language, so rich in loan words, possesses. "Touraig" means a robber (literally, a pursuer). Seventeenth century opponents mockingly compared the backwoods English country gentlemen who formed the "King's party" in Parliament to the bands of outlaws and robbers called "Tories", who were numerous in Ireland, and the name stuck. The brouhaha in the press about who should be leader of this malignant ancient growth misses the point. The reason why today's Tory party is in such a state that its leaders...