Believe it or not, Metronet's bosses get to slink away from the disaster they created with more than a million quid of public money in their already over-stuffed pockets.

Andrew Lezala and his accolytes have pulled off an incredible smash-and-grab raid.

Tubeworker wonders whether the same standards might apply to the mere mortal Tube worker. Perhaps the new disciplinary policy that LUL is cooking up could go something like this ... If you are guilty of gross incompetence, we will sack you - and give you a million smackers so you never have to work again. Cool.