LUL's letter to staff at home [1] is going down like a lead balloon. Loads of people are commenting that this is pretty much the first time Tim O'Toole has written to them, and it's to tell them he's not going to give them a pay rise unless they agree to rubbish for the future! And this from a man who is paid more than ten times more than many of the minions he is writing to.

We reckon that Tim might live to regret saying in the letter that the reason he won't pay our rise is because he wouldn't know how much to pay. Surely they have calculators up in Broadway. Perhaps he should let us do the sums - as The Beatles might say, "We can work it out".

We assume he doesn't have this trouble working out how much to pay himself. That's a 2, a 5, and four zeroes. Plus bonus.