Pestered in the Privy

LUL prides itself on its 'Dignity at Work' policy promising you decent toilet facilities - you know, regularly cleaned, enough bog roll, etc.

It's a shame that this policy doesn't seem to extend to the right to relieve yourself free from being nagged about SPADs. Yes, at Morden depot, sit down for a PNR and you'll find yourself staring at a SPAD poster. Can't we get a minute's peace?!

Mind you, at least there's now a last resort if the aforementioned bog roll does run out ...